Sunday, March 21, 2010

Pick up Lines..

Gals ,guys and gays..(oppss drop the last one),,picking up someone is not easy..especially when you are the shy type or the kind who will foam in the mouth when you see the opposite sex. (Ok. for some the same sex). Some of you are so tongue tied that you wiggle like a fit struck tapir or the jaw drops so low that it sweeps the floor...he..he..

(WARNING) These lines are for the pro. They are well rehearsed and implemented. You kids do not try this at home.. or on your own.

Here are some pick up lines that i found in the net which transpired by my weekend happenings. ha..ha.. Please be advice..if it goes wrong don't go around looking for me.

Nice pick up lines :

1) Did the sun come out or did you just smiled at me..
2) I must have died and gone to heaven because I am seeing an angel..
3) Do you have a map..because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
4) What time do you have to be back in heaven?
5)The night is dark, cause someone stole all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Dumb lines...
1) Your daddy must have been a terrorist because you are a bomb
2) I may not be Fred flintstone but I can make your bed rock.
3) You are so hot, you must be the reason for global warming.
4) Your daddy must have been a baker coz you have a nice set of "buns"
5)Nice legs, what time do they open?

Dumber ones...
1) Screw me if I am wrong, but don't you want to to kiss me?
2) Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number ... can i borrow yours.?
3) Do you believe in love at first sight or should I have to walk by again?
4) I am writing a phone book, Can I have your number?
5) You see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.

Dumbest ones...
1) If I follow you home, will you keep me?
2) Can you catch , I am falling for you
3) Are you free tonight..or will it cost me?
4) Can I buy you a drink or do you jusy want the money?
5) I know milk does the body good but DAMN.. hoe much have you been drinking..


Anonymous said...

Sir..I like the dumb lines..

Richard UKM

Anonymous said...

Sir..I like the dumb lines..

Richard UKM

Anonymous said...

NO. 5 in dumb section is my choice sir..ka..ka..ka..


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krizza said...

Cool and awesome!


Bl/\ck Cookie said...

Yeah me too...i like the dumb lines..hahaha funny

Bl/\ck Cookie said...

Let me post this in my blog. I'll will give you credit in the post.e

jason said...

I would never have the balls to give a pick-up line, good or bad. I think pick up lines are more for the punch lines of jokes these days.

Funny pictures said...

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worldamazingfacts said...

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