Sunday, December 23, 2007

Aiyaaa...small small thing we fight

Aii ya... how in this country, we always fight over small small thing..! Big big things we never boodher to fight one. There are many things maa... . We can fight "kuraption". How to spell meh.. kuraption or kurang action... what deber lah. The fart is opps.. I mean the fakta is... aaiya.. wrong again nnah ; the fact is we are egg no run. Wrong again meeii.. ( I got eggs [balls], never run away one) ok..ok.. its ignorant maa.

We should fight the system which is "biro crazy" (bureuacracy) aahh.. or "big row crazy" or "bit slow lazy" whatdeber the spelling is.

Laaast week my fren from Klang got heart attack maaa... The poor fella in the hospital screaming in pain... whooaa like the bumbung want to roboh but there is no specialist doktor... or.. doctor (whadeber the spelling). Only one "spay sial least" doctor available and he oledi go lound lound to see the other sick fellas. Iiimaggine.. Klang General Hospital got no specialist doctor to attend dying patient.

The overworked general doctor who attended the patient said, the patient is gonna die.. unless he gets a specialist surgery. Since he needed specialist treatment we wanted to take him to IJN (Institute Jantung Negara). But he said that one must ikut proooper channel leii. The specialist doctor ( who is lounding lounding) should sign formsss. And the IJN must agree to accept. The only channel there I see is a black hole where the patient's nyawa going to go through. Whaaata... lubang keldai..(translate to English you will get the meaning).

And after call call here, call call there ( laaaki my phone got kredit or credit.. whatdeberlah ). Finally after so much sakit kepala, pusing kepala and pecah kepala; we manage to take him to a private hospital which ask for RM15000 deposit. whooaaa! so we pinjam here pinjam there.. (what you think along nak tolong). If we had wasted little more time, my fren wud be singing xmas carrol with Elvis Presley oledi.

Maaii God, after that experience... sometime I feel like crying.. sometimes I feel like laughing. Pak Lelah ooppps sorry.. Pak Lah always say Gilang, Gemilang (the Jacklyn Victor one nah), Terbilang. No need all that Pak Lah.. You just sit down and "bilang" how many people die because our facilities kurang terbilang and the specialist tak cukup bilang.

Sorry Pak Lah, I no go to school like you go. I no gilang, gemilang, terbilang or ada banyak kilang; but my not so intelligent heart ask me... after 50 years of medeka isnt it time eveli General and District hospital become one stop centre. (They have all the facilities and enough specialist) IF it is not... transform it into one. Only then we are truly gilang, gemilang and terbilang. ( woooa.. I can talk like that mehhh).

No facilities! we can buy one. we got money maa. Not enough? ask the deputy minister who paid millions of ringgit to get a divorce from his wife... ( he..he.. just kidding) No specialist ? We bring in from Indonesia, India and from any where lah. we got money whaat. By the way.. what ever happened to the thousands of gomen sponsored student since 80's; they never become specialist meeii.

Pak Lah you cannot say we got no money to upgrade our hospitals. Weee got money thats why you say northen corridor.. eastern corridor.. tapi hospital tak cukup doktor or doctor or whatdeber the word is.

But instead of fighting over life or death matters, now we fight over words. Did you notice how many mistake I make in using words. But that doesn't change my honesty in telling the truth. Youuuu fellas make me cry.. not sedih maaa but laughing till cry.

Abang Johari, you are very angry with the Herald for using the word "Allah". But my Iban fren say..thats the word they use in their Language to refer to God. But if you still insist that non muslim should not use the word... then how the non muslim in Selangor going to sing their state anthem which has this line.. "Allah Lanjutkan Usia TuanKu". Can we sing the anthem campur campur meii. Muslim say "Allah" and non muslim sing as "Tuhan". wonder how will it sound like. Sorry Abang Johari.. I never go to school like you go one, thats why I ask.


william said...

nail on the fu. Why I have a feeling that you are not an stupid old man but a wise old one..

almanac said...

many of us have that kinda of experiance. Our great ministers are very proud of tall buildinds but they surely dont realize how short we are as a nation

bad said...

thats funny and intelligent. But sadly what you said is true. do post more regularly..its entertaining

I'm Choonie. said...

I love this old man! hahaha... In Sarawak, we do used the word Allah in our Bible and during our praying session. All this while, I thought the word Allah is just mean Tuhan. So, if Abg Jo says Allah is his Tuhan , ask him to confront the local Dayak here. Kalau dia berani, the local Dayak will pancung his head and hang in their ruai panjang!

Mey said...

you are right again old man

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